Sunday, August 26, 2007

No, it's not last night's left-overs.


Do you like surprises? REALLY, REALLY big surprises?!

If you said no, hit your back button now.

If you said yes, then keep on reading! Do we have something exciting in store for you!

Introducing... *drum roll please*... Adopt-a-Critter's Critter Surprise!!

Critter Surprise works like this: When you purchase a one-time subscription to Critter Surprise, you'll receive one critter at your doorstep. "What kind of critter?" you may be asking yourself.

THAT'S THE SURPRISE!

You won't know what your critter looks like, how he/she acts nor how they smell until you open your box and find 'em nestled safely in their temporary dwelling.

*Xanax not included.

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